Something is way wrong with the woman

So, I really love the woman and she is soft and treats me so well that I will never ever leave. But, she did something that makes me think she is nuts. I’s sitting in her lap and she was scratching my chin and I’s loving it and out of the blue she pries my mouth open and shoves a huge pill down my throat and wouldn’t let me spit it out and makes me swallow it. One minute she’s all nice and normal and the next she’s saying you must swallow this, you have worms. The thought of me having worms, and what is worms? Who is this woman? But, I had no choice, so I swallowed it and then I coughed a bit and ran and hid behind the fluffy man and he said why are you tormenting Kitty and I’s like yeah, at least you’re normal. And after a while, she was sitting and reading, she reads a lot, and drinking hot tea, which she also drinks a lot, and then I decided that she was just having one of those moments and it was safe to get back in her lap and so I did but I stayed far away from her arms and then she started petting my neck, sort of parting my fur and it felt so good, especially since I feel crawly things on me, and I saw this really evil looking object and it was open and I sniffed and smelled something really gross, but I thought she was normal, and so I closed my eyes, just for a minute and then I feel this wet stuff on my neck and she is saying that I, Ginger, have fleas and this medicine, more medicine, is going to get rid of them and we’ll be fine. We, I didn’t see her putting that stuff on her neck. Wasn’t the pill enough? I abandoned the woman for the man—I mean he didn’t ever put nothing on me or make me eat things I don’t like and he never said that I have worms or fleas. I think she’s just having that thing that she keeps talking about—the end of the semester melt down. Yeah, she is having a meltdown. I’ll remember her behavior to avoid future mishaps.